Can you say Fuck You in more than one language

Our recent history tells us that no matter what we will always hear the belly aching from either the French or the English when it comes to language. Well, I've about had enough of that crap especially here in the nations capital. Some idiot comes out and claims that he was not serviced in French during a traffic stop. Well for one, this idiot is fluently bilingual, which begs me to ask why is this even an issue. Some people will do whatever it takes though. This goofball was pulled over for running a red light. He obviously sees an opportunity to get off of this charge by demanding to be served in French. It's about time we quit wasting our resources on frivolous challenges to our rights/freedoms. How about some common sense here?

Buddy, I say Fuck you! I've had it up to here with people like you. How about we meet and I service you in both official languages... with a left and a droit...